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GM: "That's not a moon.  It's a spaceship!"

Player: "Good.  Let's find a door, pick the lock and see if we can hijack it."

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GM: "There is a bantha standing in the road."

Player: "I attack."

GM: "A bantha is a harmless beast of burden."

Player: "Great!  There's probably treasure in its pack.  I attack."

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GM: "The force is strong in this one."

Player: "Really?  Okay then... I kill him now."

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Player: "I burst into the room.  How many droids do I see?"

GM: "Approximately 3,000."

Player: "I attack."

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GM: "Do or do not.  There is no try."

Player: "What, no saving throw?"

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Player: "I turn on the light sabre."

GM: "Roll to see if it's facing the right direction."

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GM: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Player: "I just rolled a 19.  Yes they are."

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Player: "Auntie Owen!  Uncle Beru!...  oh.... LEWT!"

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... feel free to add your own below. : )

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Comment by Bellini Cazalet on June 26, 2012 at 9:46am

Umm, what is LEWT b'sides da stuffs inna treasure?

Comment by Wayfinder Wishbringer on June 26, 2012 at 10:43am

That's what LEWT is.  In role playing, it's common to "lewt the bodies" after a battle to see if one can find any gold or other good stuff.  Although... most people's pockets aren't crisp-fried by Storm Troopers.

Comment by Bellini Cazalet on June 26, 2012 at 12:37pm

Ohhhh, so sorta like when I spots a cookie inna pocket.  *snag*  

Comment by Oona Sharple on August 20, 2012 at 12:55pm

GM:" The Dark Side clouds everything.Impossible to see the future is."

Player: "Ah ..Oh,wow ! This light sabre really lights up well in the dark! "

Comment by eekee eebus on November 4, 2012 at 4:41am

#2 and the last one are why I don't play tabeltop RPG.

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