BUG MARTINI is a fun and irreverent comic strip that often tickles my funny bone. I just got an itch to try something funny with it... like change all the text. :D
* The main character from Schlock Mercenary is an glob-like alien that (according to the comic itself) has the appearance of "a talking poo". He's a fascinating character, but probably on the list of "least likely to get a date".