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Originally Posted on: 2010-08-24 02:43:54 by Mean Golem

While walking around here at work, I have come up with many o' uses of one terrible DVD.

Other than viewing the deplorable unentertainment of the content, one can better use this versatile coal chunk in many ways!

Coaster
Frisbee
Microwaveable Firework
pooper scooper
bicycle reflector
mirror for a lazer intensifying home protection grid
scratch mixer
bagel holder
two razors (if broken in half)
cat toy
disc golf apparatus
clay pigeon for skeet shooting
blade sharpness tester
special edition large washer for large bolts
small hubcap
bb gun target! (for the kids)
shower head (maybe?)
disco light intensifier
toaster tester
mousepad
cycloptic rear view mirror
ice scraper
portable shaving mirror
UV ray deflector
anti-missile device
giant pog
fuel for any Mr. Fusion

and many many more! Yours for the overburdening price of 19.95!

Available at all retail outlets across the globe!

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Comment by Wayfinder Wishbringer on April 19, 2012 at 4:47pm

Comments from the original blog:

Posted on: 2010-08-24 05:13:15
Wayfinder Wishbringer

The good news is that the supply of these "bad movie DVDs" is almost endless.  
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Posted on: 2010-08-24 13:10:33
Brianna Lioncourt

Even though I don't have the DVD, I thoroughly enjoyed watching the 3D in the theater and recently watched it on cable-- enjoying it almost as much I did orginally.  So, what is the fuss I may ask?  Are the complaints against the actual movie or were the DVD's somehow defective?
--Brianna
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Posted on: 2010-08-24 15:19:19
Bryster Shan

The BlueRay version is amazing!
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Posted on: 2010-08-24 16:23:19
Wayfinder Wishbringer

Brianna, you have to understand something about Mean Golem and the AVATAR movie:  it is his personal nemesis.

Mean is the only person I've met who cheered when they bombed the tree.  He is our group's psychotic Viking and he lives up to his reputation.

Myself, I loved the movie (with two exceptions: the extremely predictable, cliche script, and the "American Indian" war-whoops as the Na'vi charged through the forests-- that "in your face" reference that yeah, Cammeron... we get the point).

Other than that, like Bryster says the BluRay is astoundingly beautiful-- but curse the company for including no "extras".  Cheap lazy profiteering [numerous expletives omitted]...

Besides, AVATAR helps us keep Mean in line.  "Behave, or we'll force you to watch AVATAR 3 times in a row."  Works every time.  : )
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Posted on: 2010-08-25 01:02:31
Mean Golem

I could go on all day about the top 10 reasons I hate the film but I wont unless someones curious XD

but I will say this, I could have written a better script if I ate a bowl of alphabets and . . . . . . well i'll leave it at that! :D
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