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What is best way to do research?  Dis true story:

Three birds were assigned to do research papers:   a tern, a stork and an ostrich.

The ostrich immediately stuck its head in the sand and thought whatever things it wanted to think, ignoring the world around it.

The stork walked out into the water and ate fish.   Anything that wasn't a fish it wasn't interested in.  As far as the stork was concerned, if you weren't a fish-eater you weren't a real bird.  It was very firm in that opinion.

The tern was different.  It traveled all about, looking all around, examining everything it saw.   It walked on the ground with its long legs, then took to the sky so it could get a broader view.

Eventually the tern landed in a patch of some very yummy-looking 5-leafed plants.  After 15 minutes had passed the bird concluded that research papers really aren't important at all.

The moral of the story:

When doing research, let no tern remain un-stoned.

 

-- an original by Snoots Dwagon

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Comment by Koni Lanzius on January 29, 2013 at 1:19pm

Mwhahahahahaha!!!!

funnah!!!

Comment by Linda Henson on January 30, 2013 at 2:29pm

That is cute and made me smile.

Comment by Snoots Dwagon on February 2, 2013 at 4:46pm

When my sister was sent the link to this blog, she popped back with a "revenge" joke:

Two robins were out sunbathing.   A fox came along and ate them both.   "Yum!" said the fox, "I sure do like baskin' robins!"

Comment by Wayfinder Wishbringer on February 5, 2013 at 11:26am

For the other countries out there... "Baskin Robbins" is a national ice cream chain in the U.S.

Comment by Bahareh Roninja on April 27, 2013 at 8:26pm

Hahahah, I love it!

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