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The Dragon and the Pet Shop

Is true story.

A dragon walks into a local petshop.

"Greetings!" he says to the owner. "Do you have any rabbits?"

"Oh no," the shop owner says. "I know you dragons. You just plan on eating that rabbit. I would not dream of putting the poor creatures through such a final experience!"

The dragon stops and thinks. "I'd really like a pet. How about a guinea pig?"

"You're not fooling me," the shop owner replies. "You're a dragon. You'll…


Added by Snoots Dwagon on December 15, 2013 at 5:30am — No Comments

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