ORKZ ROOL!!!! POINTY-GITZ DROOL!!!!
YARG! Mah name'z Schlitzie Martini, and I'z a ORK! Wuzzat ya say? Wot'z a bleedin' ork doin' in a group called ELF CLAN? Well, datz eazy! Yooz pointy-gitz NEEDZ somebody ta keepz ya in line, and wot betta den a ORK! An' not jus' some snotfaced, grot lovin' squig herder, but da BIGGEST and da MEANEST and da GREENEST dere iz!
I enjoy portraying myself as an orc/ork amongst the elven mainly because it gives people a perspective of the diversity that ELF CLAN allows within it's guidelines. I originally set about this course when I first read in the charter "...all fantasy races allowed"....so, me being the type of individual I am, I asked if I could join as an orc...which to my surprise the eldars said YES! Since that day I have remained Elf Clan's official First Orc....and have been a first for many things within the clan!
Mainly my goal is to show people the wonderful diversity that orks have, as much if not more so than the elven. We orks come in many differing varieties, shapes, forms, and even colors! We also have a great sense of honor and what is right, though it may come across as a bit rash and senseless to the uninitiated. The eldars recognize this however and consider the orcs to be their greatest and most steadfast allies. Complexity thru simplicity, THAT is the orky way!